Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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whats black? the colour

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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