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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why? Because.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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