- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why dont they make black forks

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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