- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

deez nuts

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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