roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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