If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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i hate non minorities!

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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