irish man drinking john smiths

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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