- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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