What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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