Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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