- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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