- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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