Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Boob

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Bitch

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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