Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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FUCK YOU

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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