Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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