Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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