Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Golf.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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