Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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