- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

your so fat. your fat!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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