there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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women's rights.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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