Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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