Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you just read this, You're dead.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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