- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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