How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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