- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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