Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

women's rights.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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