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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

an american walks out of a strip club.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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