did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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