your so fat. your fat!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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good looking women

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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