- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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