What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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