- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Okay.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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