My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is cowboy say

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Anti Joke

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