Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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