If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Please don't shoot me

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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