What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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