Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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