- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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