- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

batman farted so hes retarded

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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