- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What stops a train? A missile

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A woman wears a dress.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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