- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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