it was all Tagart

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

1+1=2

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

womans having rights.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

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