- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I am dyslexic

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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