Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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