How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Faithful men.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Women's rights

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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