- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home