- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Who wants water? I do.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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