Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Albino African Americans

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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