- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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