-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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quantum physics?

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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I have an idea! You leave.

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I'm Coming

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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