What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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