Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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