- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is life? Paul.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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