whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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