How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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