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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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