- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A drunk guy walks into a car

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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