Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

a irish man walks past a bar

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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