- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.