- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

You should read the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I'm Polish.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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