- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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