Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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