- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

angelo snyder is not ga

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

knock knock who's there ?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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