- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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