Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Justin Beiber

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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