- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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