- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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