- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Jordan is pregant

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Golf.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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