What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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