- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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