What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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No!

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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