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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A fat guy!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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