Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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