- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Andoni was here

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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