yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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