- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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