- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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