why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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