- Anti Joke

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

a man makes a bad joke