- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's stupid a light bulb.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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