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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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