- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

where's mom I killed her

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

being sober in a bar fight

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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