What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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