What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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