Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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