Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the blue berry cross the road

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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