how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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human centipede

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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