Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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