- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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