- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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