- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Male leadership.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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