- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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