- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

knock knock Goodbye

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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