- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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