BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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