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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What did the man say to his doctor?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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