There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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