There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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