- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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