Refridgerator.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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