- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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