Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What is white and long? A New York winter

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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