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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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