- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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