- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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