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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock knock.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Male leadership.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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