- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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