when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the teacher do? He taught.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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