- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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