Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Jovan

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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WILLY

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Anti Joke

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