Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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black people

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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