- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

THe Election

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

A gay man watches football.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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