- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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