- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

I went to school. Then I came home.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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