- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

an american walks out of a strip club.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is white and black and red all over.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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