- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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