- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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