An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Click here to end the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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You sick fiend

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poker face

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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