- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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