- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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