- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Poop

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

i hate non minorities!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."