- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What comes after 69? 70

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

eh

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??