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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Beka has AIDS

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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