There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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