what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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