Face...the other white meat!

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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