- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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