- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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