What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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