- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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