- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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