- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Wait! hundred billions!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I was watching Fox news.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Badabing.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

knock knock... ...no answer

your no better than a cockroach

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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