A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

tim has no humor

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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