How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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