1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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