Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Error 37.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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