How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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